The first one. The fucking first one.
“Hey, Tora, here’s the phone!”
>cue the worst fucking panic attack
LMAO OH MY GOD
my dad just told me to use the phone to call my school about something
but i’m not going to do it because NOPE NOPE LOL I HATE CALLING PEOPLE
Anything but the telephone. So true.
Especially if you surprise me with a telephone. Don’t ever surprise me with the telephone.
/mom picks up phone
mom: Oh i think you want my daughter
me: /silently freak out
mom: but she’s in London
me: /calms down because she means my sister thank GOD
Early voting stations Ohio’s heavily Democratic counties will be open shorter hours, while Republican counties are expanding voting hours.
As an Ohioan, this disgusts me. Dirty politics are the worst possible thing.
As a democratic future Ohioan, I agree. :]
Oh my god. This is the youtube vid I lost. L’edmao… everytime… xD
i’m happy that our president has a soul.
I’m unhappy that he isn’t my president :(