the-bookish-dark:

sidnnay:

sketchlock:

duck-princess:

not-your-fairy-princess:

codexana:

ariosis:

ilikebirdstoo:

WELP

The first one. The fucking first one.

“Hey, Tora, here’s the phone!”

>cue the worst fucking panic attack 

LMAO OH MY GOD

my dad just told me to use the phone to call my school about something

but i’m not going to do it because NOPE NOPE LOL I HATE CALLING PEOPLE

Anything but the telephone. So true.

Especially if you surprise me with a telephone. Don’t ever surprise me with the telephone.

/phone rings
/mom picks up phone
mom: Oh i think you want my daughter
me: /silently freak out
mom: but she’s in London
me: /calms down because she means my sister thank GOD 

mental-meanderings:

think-progress:

Ohio’s new tactic in restricting voters:

Early voting stations Ohio’s heavily Democratic counties will be open shorter hours, while Republican counties are expanding voting hours. 

As an Ohioan, this disgusts me.  Dirty politics are the worst possible thing.

As a democratic future Ohioan, I agree. :]

You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.

Oh my god. This is the youtube vid I lost. L’edmao… everytime… xD

hainabstolemypants:

lolfunk:

i’m happy that our president has a soul.

I’m unhappy that he isn’t my president :(

So I made fries… and couldn’t stop singing “Small potatoes, small potatoes…” <.< I blame you, Alex. :]